Characters

As of Beta 1.13, there are 6 playable characters.

[MLG]_Qu!k$(0p3
The main character is the best character!!!!!!!!

[MLG]_Qu!k$(0p3 has high stats, which means he is the strongest character (Except for the old guy, but he's a secret) for now, and will still be after a couple of updates.

F3D0R@_T3H_3xPl0r3r
Is an optional character that sucks.

There is nothing more i can add to this.

Doge
Is most likely the second character you will unlock.

Optional and weak doesnt sound very good, does it.

Now that is where you are wrong, my friend.

Doge's stats ramp up the fastest.

At level 10, doge has 2000 HP.

Actually, he sucks.

BOBO
Low HP, Low damage, but can support by lowering enemy stats.

You get him in the derpville maze. (That's in derpville, in case you're retarded)

Bobby
This is a "Secret" character that you can find in the Cookie Clicker scenario.

At Farmer Bob's Cookie Barn, you can find bobby, who is drunk.

Kill him, and you take his dead body. (which you can revive and somehow he trusts you)

Old Guy
Extremely high stats.

In fact, his stats are so high that I won't tell you how to get him!

Jimmy
Strong af. No magic though.

Greg
Jimmy but worse. Temporary character as well.

Anna
Also known as the "Secret Seller". High evasion!!!!!! Optional. Shippable with MLG. (Sorry)

Mak
Probably the worst character.

Otherwise, he's a scientist who builds junk for you.